Friday, June 5, 2009

POTW: That Smile

If the people at Colgate were smart, they would contact Michael Fassbender's peeps and make him a contract offer to pimp their toothpaste. The man has a most glorious smile, and perfect teeth! I know that when I look at '300', I am mesmerized by Michael's fantastic body, but in all honesty, his smile is the best feature about him. Why? Cuz he could be zipped up in a parka, covered in mud, or naked like the day he was born, but if he's smiling, you see the real Michael, all the time.

Ok, enough slobbering. I'm still looking long and hard for Jonah Hex updates, Centurion, Inglourious Basterds, and hell, even Fish Tank, but there's nothing out there. Dammit, how am I suppose to do my job? Well, I hope you like today's POTW, it definitely brighten my Friday morning.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lets face it if the boy was chocolate we'd eat him...but he's not perfect...there's the smoking and the ears...far from perfect

Simone said...

Nah, no one's perfect. But what's wrong with his ears?

Anonymous said...

When I think of Michael (which is often) I imagine him with small perfectly formed shell likes and then I look at his ears in reality. They are not terrible but not as perfect as they should be. I keep thinking must have played rugby at school but can't imagine St Brendan's being a rugby school.

Simone said...

Oh, you think his ears are too large for his head or something? They don't look odd. He does have large ear lobes, but dear... the better to nibble on.




*evil pervy giggle*

Anonymous said...

A bit large and the outer edges look like they've been turne dout slightly - that's what makes me think rugby. But if you are going to choose the best bits which feature is your least favourite.

Simone said...

That's a tough question, I honestly don't have a least favorite part of Michael. If something really funky stood out about him, I would be able to quickly identify it, but nothing does. He's not perfect, like all humans aren't, but there's nothing outwardly wrong with him either.

Anonymous said...

Well I guess that's it - it's not about the outward. To me he ain't conventionaly handsome - the camera just loves him. He's got some sort of inner chemistry which makes him a great actor and irrestible as far as I'm concerned.

Simone said...

No, he's not a pretty boy, just very handsome, and the camera can be his friend or foe at certain angles. Thankfully, the camera is his friend very often. :)

Besides, I have worshipped pretty boys in the past and they turn out to be very dull. Why? Because they know they're pretty. Vanity is so gross.

Tina said...

Big ears huh?? Well never thought that myself but thats ok i mean dont they say somethign about big ears means a big....errr...or is that some other part ofthe body? lol

Anyway, he smile is wonderful!

Simone said...

Good thinking Tina, and also, Michael has big ass feet too.

:p