Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Michael wants that Oscar [edited]




No he didn't! Where the fuck is this from? He just had to go there!
See... I'm a nice person. I'm a good, law abiding citizen. I have maintained integrity in being the administrator of this blog. I have supported Michael Fassbender, I have defended him. I praise him for his brilliant talents and humanitarian ethics...

But then he pulls some fucking sexy goddamn shit like this... and my objectivity and professionalism is all fucked up!

What the fuck is this? It's beautiful! It's sexy... I, I have no words, I just fucking look at it, and yes, my fucking mind goes straight into the most ghetto of all gutters! Thanks a lot Michael fucking Fassbender for pulling out the Sexy Motherfucker card. Bastard! You did this on purpose! [This is from W magazine]

Fill in the blank game: 
I would _____________ the _____________ out of him until _______________.

Me: I would tap the DNA out of him until the cops came and arrest me!

Let's have fun with this. Fuck it. :D

Thanks MiddleFrances - I was in class when you sent this!

For tankgirl's phone

24 comments:

tankgirly said...

Find that picture without the text, Simone. So I can put it on my phone!

Tank

Anonymous said...

You need to stop. I can't breathe. OMG OMG OMG OMG

It's so... so... so beautiful. I really think he should have nude pic. He's a wonderful creature.

Simone said...

Tank girl, this scan does no justice to the real image. I have learned that this is from W magazine. That's a BIG magazine, so ... nevermind.

I'll crop the text out so you can have it on your phone. Hold tight.

Anon, chill... and just breathe, we're all coming to terms with this, you're not alone.

:-)

Anonymous said...

Slightly miffed by the fact that Its in W......meaning everyone on the PLANET will get to glimpse our dear Fassie in such.....a beautiful image.......Im in love with him all over again. DGWJgawroug aworgjawga'wg....................NEED TO MEET HIM!!

Simone said...

A lot of Oscar campaigning stars turn up the sexy motherfucker/sexy bitch heat in Jan/Feb... Michael's doing the same thing and thank Jesus he is.

bluetea said...

OMG! I may have to go to confession after seeing this ...and i'm not even catholic !

Dionne said...

WOW!Thank you Simone, THIS... This picture needs to go into the National Museum of American History! Just perfect! <3, that pose, the look. When does this W come out??? I need High def.

Julia said...

I would bounce the air out of him until he agreed to marriage >;)

Spudseybudsey said...

Hey Simone, random question: would you be able to post todays collider interview? There's the written interview it also includes the audio. It's an awesome interview worth sharing.

Mrs Michael Fassbender said...

Firstly, W Magazine is one saucy minx of a mag. I once saw an image of a Fight Club era Brad Pitt lying shirtless on his stomach, pants pulled down, naked arse up in the air and Justin Timberlake in nothing but cut-off short shorts with his hand on his crotch in the pages of W Magazine.

Secondly, I want to say something but I want to make it clear that I am one of the biggest Fassbender supporters and I honestly think he's one of the top 5 actors working today.

Okay here goes; Michael won't win an Oscar for Shame and he may not even get a nomination and the reason for this is because of the average age of Academy members and the people who have to decide who they feel is worthy to be "crowned" Best Actor and who's name will forever be reflected in the annals of the Academy's history.

People of a certain age and socioeconomic background will never deem a lead actor who flagrantly walks directly into frame with his large penis exposed, an actor who urinates on screen, an actor who exposes his "undercarriage" and an actor who performs analingus on screen, as someone befitting an Academy Award winner for Best Actor.

I'm not saying this is what Michael did, I'm saying this is how they would perceive it. It's acting, we get that, but these people who see the Oscars as the be all and end all of accolades, will wonder if Michael and the role he played should be placed in the same company as Clark Gable and Laurence Olivier, they'll ask themselves redundant questions like would Clark Gable or even George Clooney for that matter, ever urinate on screen and it's that kind of naive mentality that will cost Michael the Oscar. They'll weigh in his stellar performance but ultimately these factors will completely out-weigh them.

On the plus side though, Michael Fassbender will win the Bafta, it may not have the "esteem" of an Oscar but at least those awards are decided by people who are still in touch with reality.

Anonymous said...

Decided to stop by before I go to bed and WOW! I had to hold my face and take a deep breath. What a Sight! Yeah, I really don't know what to say, my mind is so far gone in the gutter. I have to get this issue and I'm off to have some wonderful dreams, day dreams and thoughts for the up coming days. Thank you for sharing. *_~ Lili

Simone said...

@spuseybudsey, yes, I will post that interview, I started to read it during class last night and only got half-way through. It was very good. Thx for the reminder!

@Mrs. Fassbender, you raise some valid points, but I'm still 95% sure he will be nominated for an Oscar, and he has a solid chance of winning it. There are a lot of awards fans who don't think he will be nominated, all because of the rating and the type of role he played. None of the naysayers have the guts to just say he deserves to be nominated based on the merit of his acting in the role. Regardless of the rating and the nudity of a male with an exquisite body - he deserves the nomination because he was brilliant, period. Again, if he were female, we wouldn't be having this conversation of can he/will he.

We'll know for sure next Tuesday and I hope you're wrong. Thx.

Simone said...

Here is a link to the Collider interview. It's very good!

Anonymous said...

He has a better shot at being nominated by the Academy than he does at winning the BAFTA.

Chele Belle said...

First saw it on Facebook. The Jane Eyre page posted it. Have downloaded it and pondered the wonderfulness of it all. Inspired me to create a fan video of some of his other choice pics. I'll accept him not winning the Oscar BUT will be disappointed if they don't at least acknowledge his work with a nomination.

emmy said...

OMG !!!! I'm speechless right now ^^

But I'm very disappointed, I can't watch the Chalie Rose interview on his official website :/

I'm so looking forward for David Letterman Shooow !!!! =)

dshultz said...

oh my god. If I even try to do the fill in the blank, it would even make
Brandon Sullivan sick. *wink*

Francesca said...

I really really hope so - the man is a legend and his beautiful talent (and um, body) deserve to be full recognised. By the way, the pic that Simone posted of him under the covers is stunningly fantastic - thank you Simone - this man should be CELEBRATED :)

Simone said...

Well people, I just updated this entry with the complete Strip tease set from W.

I half-suspected that they were manips, but thank the heavens, they are not!

Carolina said...

Professionalism can only go so far, Simone. It's great to see you're also human! And Michael is deliberately trying to murder his fans. What does that say about him?! :p

MLM said...

From the Charlie Rose interview to this, my IQ and hormones have never received so much stimuli at once!

Dionne said...

I would love to come home to this after a long day of classes! A girl can wish...

Bellydancer said...

Damn Simone for a minute I thought I stumbled on a tumblir page when I read what you wrote (lol) damn he did pull the sexy card on us for that one.
Okay I will play fill in the blanks:I would ride the hell out of him until my real horse showed up! LOL

Simone said...

Hey Bellydancer - it was fun for me to let my hair down a bit!

And your fill in the blanks is hilarious! Nasty girl! :)