Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Caption This

Caption the shit out of this!
Charlize: Michael, is this the closest we'll get to have sex? I want you so bad! {UNF}
Michael: Fuck yes, once again, you're not my type! I'm only doing this to promote Prometheus Blu-ray.

I'm not going to lie, I have nothing else to write about to update the blog. Which is good because my brain is overheating with Week 3 of my summer class. However, with that said, I have seen some fuzzy, dark ass images of the fuzzy dark ass W photoshoot of Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron. And if I may be honest, I'm not really digging them. I may still buy the damn magazine to add to my Fassbender private library, but these are a strange lot. I reckon Charlize coaxed Michael to do this on a dare or for a bet he lost with her crazy sexy ass. So let's have fun with this image until we see all of them in vivid high res, as they are meant to be viewed. So, let's play the 'Caption This' game for shits and giggles. Be nasty if you want!

15 comments:

Unknown said...

His ass is popping out of his leather pants.

Let me say that again.

HIS ASS IS POPPING OUT OF LEATHER PANTS.


I really, really would have liked to be a fly on the wall of that photoshoot. How could he keep a straight face? How could she? I imagine his reaction to the hanging-from-a-bar/69 shot was "You want me to do what!?"

Simone said...

I think they did this per studio demand, and Michael losing a bet. This is sexy gross, and like a car accident; I just can't help but, look at it.

And yeah, I totally mentioned the Fassy ass crack... Lovely!!

Dionne said...

LOL. I don't have a clever caption, I just have to say I LOL at:

Charlize: Michael, is this the closest we'll get to have sex? I want you so bad! {UNF}
Michael: Fuck yes, once again, you're not my type! I'm only doing this to promote Prometheus Blu-ray.

Michael got dat ass! rotfl

Anonymous said...

He needs to start saying no to things like this photoshoot...

Anonymous said...

I don't even know what to say about the W magazine pics. The cover was a bunch of foolery, so I had no doubt that the inside photos would be cheesy as well...

Still I wasn't expecting what I saw.

I just feel waves of secondhand embarrassment for the both of them.

Veronica said...

I’m pretty sure my jaw dropped onto the floor when I got back from vacation and opened up FF. WOW. I’m drooling and my brain cannot think of a caption title because it can’t think clearly. Holy Crap is that HOT!

Anonymous said...

I usually love Michael's photo shoots, but this one, NO thanks!
You would think that such talented stars would have something better, but to each their own, perhaps they liked it. I'll save my pennies by not purchasing this mag.

Anonymous said...

Seriously the moment mike saw all that leather he should of backed up. This is cheesy tastic tailor made for the 50 shades crowd. Michael you are sexy without the buttcrack, leather chaps, fog machines etc....one more photshoot like this and you will be in Majic Mike the revenge.

marcia said...

@Anon 4:46pm LOL! =D

Lucretia said...

A couple of these are starting to grow on me. Still, I really hope he doesn't get any closer to "50 Shades" than this photo shoot. Hopefully he has too many other things lined up.
(And he should stay away in future from W--I wasn't crazy about the other photo shoot with them either.)

Simone said...

Well, it should make some of you feel better to know that Michael couldn't get far away fast enough from H'wood obligations by being right at home in Hackney, this very evening, at a pub, having a drink. Some guy who had all the luck in the world to sit next to him in the pub, tweeted it.

This is the Fassy we love, and I hope he's enjoying his downtime before things get crazy again.

Keep in mind that these photoshoots are not done w/o the celebrity's full cooperation. He's a grown man and knew what he was getting into. He was with a friend, and I'm sure they made the most of the photoshoot.

Aline Wonka said...

These pictures are so weirdo. Are not sexy, are not funny, are just weirdo. And they look so plastic. I just don't hate.

And sorry by my awful english.

Kelly said...

There better be a darn good interview/article here because I'm not feeling these photos.

Hupsakeek said...

Love your caption Simone.

The only thing I came up with is a quote of Michael: I suppose the German side wants to keep everything in control, and the Irish side wants to wreak havoc.

Sidra said...

I like the cover more than the ok- pics inside.
My caption:

Michael in his head: 'I'm gonna choke you for real when this shoot is over. God, This is so f**king embarrassing!'

Charlize in her head: 'If only this was some real choking...'


(LAUGH!)